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Monster Beat Down -- Round 3

Coming out of the Red corner, weighing in at approximately 150-250 lbs., this titan of terror has long haunted the dreams and hearts of natives. Lurking in both the woods and the souls of man, he craves one thing, and one thing only-- raw flesh! He cannot be sated and he will not ever stop until every living thing in sight is devoured. He is corruption and decay incarnate. He is the gluttony of flesh. He is...

The Wendigo!

His feats of strength include:

-- withstanding of extreme temperatures

-- invulnerability to man made weapons

-- limited voice mimicry

-- has faced off against the likes of the Hulk, Wolverine, and the Winchester Brothers

-- can influence the minds of men at the mere mention of its name

His weaknesses include:

-- can be exorcised by a shaman or priest

-- can only mimic the cries of their most previous victims

-- are always hungry

-- aren't acclimated to extreme heat or anything above freezing temperatures

Coming out of the Blue corner, weighing in at approximately 250-275 lbs., this titan is the bane of any space explorer's existence. Even as a larva, this beast drops bodies faster than most serial killers, and it only amps up from there. As an individual, this monster is tough, and in mass-- well, it's something truly nightmarish! This beast is the very reason no one will ever hear your screams in the vast outer dark. He is...

The Xenomorph!

His feats of strength include:

-- razor sharp claws and tail

-- twin jaws with a bite force stronger than a lion

-- concentrated acid blood

-- extreme agility, able to attach to any surface

-- inherits traits from whatever host it births from

-- has faced off for milennia against the likes of the Predator and conquered more than a few time

-- has faced off against Batman

His weaknesses include:

-- cannot withstand the vaccum of space

-- can be gunned down

-- is vulnerable to extreme temperatures, hot or cold

-- needs a living host in order to gestate

The arena is set, my beloved maggots and larvae! Cast your vote to decide which beast shall conquer and move on, and which shall be buried in the snow (or in space... ;))

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